there are no suggestions here, just dire warnings
I got dressed up more than usual! What? I totally look the part. Just call me grandma, and I’ll be your guide through these much sought-after oddities and antiques.
Cool frogs. In a grotto.
YEAH I BOUGHT THIS. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD ONE-UP ON BATTLESHOTS, OK? DIE WAS INCLUDED, HOLY MOLY.
Kai, we’re gonna play this.
Moosehead is my favorite cheap beer, so where did this cup come from? This cup wouldn’t hold much of that!
Moosehead often runs promotions for a physical prize in their 12 bottle packs of beer. For the past couple of years, it’s been a bifold wallet-sized bottle opener, and before that it was stainless steel no-slip coasters with… a built-in bottle opener. Neat prizes!
Accurate representation of Montana? Wonder if they’d take kindly to that.
not sure which terrifies me more: TRY ME on a little plastic toilet, or all these red buttons. who would really press the red button??
I love all these jars with words on them.
I appreciate the colorfulness of the construction, but there seems to be several animals missing from this small boat of your.
PINKERTON INVESTIGATION SERVICES… pretty cute stuff
dawwwwww
I appreciate the effort, but your strokes are way off.
WHAT A JOYOUS OCCASION, LET’S CELEBRATE. OH, I CAN’T WAIT FOR YOU TO OPEN YOUR GIFT!! IT IS FROM ALLLLL OF US.
TAH-DAAAH, IT’S A WHEELCHAIR!! LET’S WHEEL YOU UNDER THIS BANNER AND CUT YOU A PIECE OF CAKE!
